Britlass wrote:
Longer than your standard holiday, I think, Andrew, so I think you are safely an ex-pat.
How many times have I been an ex-pat now then? If I keep going back does it still count?
Might not be able to this time. Elena's visa application was turned down on the grounds that we have never met one another. That's what they actually said "on the balance of probability, I find it unlikely that the parties in question have met".........I was there when Elena filed the paper work and have been back twice with her to talk to them! We also have a marriage certificate that we gave them.....perhaps we married via Skype?
Anyone who buys the Daily Mail bollocks about it being easy to get a visa for non-EU citizens is mental

These people are morons.
So I may have to sit in Cyprus for another year and then sod-off to Berkley......I'll buy you that meal, Wendy.