Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV, sinking some beers when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it he is confronted by a Chinese man clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!". Behind him is an enormous truck full of car parts.

Nelson is stood at his door in complete amazement. "I have not ordered this", he says.

The Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard and asks "You not Nissan Main Dealer?"